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THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE
By Isabelle Davis
It was really hard for Paris Hilton to play a hottie who vows to remain celibate until her childhood best friend (the "Nottie," complete with rotten teeth and whiskers) finds a man. Since she would never be friends with ugly people IRL, this role was a real stretch for her, her chance to break out of her preconceived mold. Kind of like Charlize Theron in Monster, except Hilton is pretending to be nice and compassionate, not a murdering prostitute. My real issue with this piece of shit is not that someone who thinks she can get AIDS from a puddle got to be in a feature film, but rather that the almost $30,000 the movie grossed in theaters could've paid my way through one year of college.
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RATED | PG-13
RELEASE DATE | 5.6.08
PRICE | $24.95



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