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By Al on Sat, Aug 30, 2008 11:48 am

Fenway: WOO PARTY DUDE! RADICAL!

Back Bay: Excuse me, Fenway but some of us are trying to watch Fox News. You are always so loud.

Fenway: Sorry man, but it’s thirsty thursday, and it’s a home game. You know how me and my Northeastern bros can get when we are pumped up. Just got a little carried aw– C’MON SCHILLING!

Cambridge: Can you keep it down? I’m working on my thesis.

Fenway: Shut up Cambridge, you aren’t even part of Boston.

Back Bay: Leave him alone man. At least he has some culture.

Fenway: Oh I’m sorry. Yeah sorry I don’t have any culture. Museum of Fine Arts and Symphony and all.

Back Bay: SYMPHONY IS EFFING MINE.

Cambridge: Ugh, guys we’ve been over this a thousand times. On odd numbered days its yours Fenway, Back Bay gets it on evens.

Fenway: Whatever. Oh god, don’t look now, City Hall is coming.

Back Bay: Shit. We don’t want Providence to think we ALL look like that. Hurry, act busy, don’t make eye contact.

City Hall: Hey broskis, what’s good? Ever since the Circus left, I’ve had to entertain the tourists all by myself. Busy as hell. Guess they wanna see my award winning architectural style.

*Fenway, Back Bay Roll Eyes*

Fenway: Yeah…

Back Bay: Yeah you look.. er.. fine.

City Hall: What you guys jealous of my mad skills. I’m like an upside down freaking Lincoln Monument bros, thats BADASS.

Back Bay: Yeah sure is.

Cambridge: *sigh* Aren’t you guys EVER going to tell him? Fine. City Hall, they want to tear you down. You’re ugly. It’s time you realize no one really likes you.

Back Bay, Fenway: CAMBRIDGE! SHUT THE HELL UP. He’ll be whining for weeks!

City Hall: W-What? C’mon guys. You’re joking right Camby? Guys?..

Back Bay, Fenway, Cambridge:

City Hall: Guys?


Schilling hasn't pitched all year dude. Your frat parody guy would've known that.

"It's easier to try than to prove it can't be done.  And it's easier to stay than to turn around and run."


Submitted by The_Sagest on Sun, 08/31/2008 - 12:06am.

Ah you're right.

Guess he's just not very smart


Submitted by Al on Sun, 08/31/2008 - 10:58am.

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My Top 10 of 2008

By dayvidday on Mon, Dec 29, 2008 8:32 pm

 

Every loopy music scribe this side of the sun makes a year-end list to ensure their consistent, low-paying listening didn't go to a complete waste. Here's mine, with some off-the-cuff comments to sound all snarky-like and videos to boot. These are in no particular order, fwiw:

Let Them Eat Cake

By dayvidday on Mon, Dec 22, 2008 2:06 pm

 

Hard to believe, but unfortunately, not the least bit surprising:

 

"After receiving billions in aid from U.S. taxpayers, the nation's largest banks say they can't track exactly how they're spending the money or they simply refuse to discuss it."

 


Barney's website

By Media Farm on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 6:13 pm

Why are we just discovering this now, with precious few days left in the Bush administration?

 

Barney has his own website

 

Can you imagine if this were the Bush administration's only job?

 






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