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Boston Hoods
By Al on Sat, Aug 30, 2008 11:48 am
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reddit!Fenway: WOO PARTY DUDE! RADICAL!
Back Bay: Excuse me, Fenway but some of us are trying to watch Fox News. You are always so loud.
Fenway: Sorry man, but it’s thirsty thursday, and it’s a home game. You know how me and my Northeastern bros can get when we are pumped up. Just got a little carried aw– C’MON SCHILLING!
Cambridge: Can you keep it down? I’m working on my thesis.
Fenway: Shut up Cambridge, you aren’t even part of Boston.
Back Bay: Leave him alone man. At least he has some culture.
Fenway: Oh I’m sorry. Yeah sorry I don’t have any culture. Museum of Fine Arts and Symphony and all.
Back Bay: SYMPHONY IS EFFING MINE.
Cambridge: Ugh, guys we’ve been over this a thousand times. On odd numbered days its yours Fenway, Back Bay gets it on evens.
Fenway: Whatever. Oh god, don’t look now, City Hall is coming.
Back Bay: Shit. We don’t want Providence to think we ALL look like that. Hurry, act busy, don’t make eye contact.
City Hall: Hey broskis, what’s good? Ever since the Circus left, I’ve had to entertain the tourists all by myself. Busy as hell. Guess they wanna see my award winning architectural style.
*Fenway, Back Bay Roll Eyes*
Fenway: Yeah…
Back Bay: Yeah you look.. er.. fine.
City Hall: What you guys jealous of my mad skills. I’m like an upside down freaking Lincoln Monument bros, thats BADASS.
Back Bay: Yeah sure is.
Cambridge: *sigh* Aren’t you guys EVER going to tell him? Fine. City Hall, they want to tear you down. You’re ugly. It’s time you realize no one really likes you.
Back Bay, Fenway: CAMBRIDGE! SHUT THE HELL UP. He’ll be whining for weeks!
City Hall: W-What? C’mon guys. You’re joking right Camby? Guys?..
Back Bay, Fenway, Cambridge: …
City Hall: Guys?
"It's easier to try than to prove it can't be done. And it's easier to stay than to turn around and run."
Ah you're right.
Guess he's just not very smart