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LEO
FOUND SLEEPING UNDER A TABLE OUTSIDE OF 627 TREMONT, 5.11
By David Day
You must be the cutest puppy I've ever seen. What kind of puppy are you?
I am a St. Bernard Puppy.
How old are you?
I am nine weeks and one day old.
How big are you going to get?
I am hoping to hit 180 pounds. I have to keep up with my owner.
What are you going to do when you get older?
I am going to carry my owner up her four flights of stairs. I am totally abusing her. She does everything I say. I manipulate her. And sleep.
What's your favorite thing to do?
Sleep.
What is your favorite place to sleep?
Underneath the spiral staircase on the top floor.
What do you plan to do with your life?
Sleep every day. Twenty-four hours a day.
What are you doing after this?
Sleeping.
Anything else you'd like to tell Boston?
ZZZZzzzzzzzz
THURSDAY JULY 24, 2008
Overcast, heavy rain 71.6 °F
83% Humidity



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