Oh, Cruel World!

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Dear cheap, fat bastard,

If you weren't a foot taller and 100 pounds heavier, I would have punched you in the face just now. The fact that you charge $3-something for a slice of cheese pizza was okay with me. I get that you're taking advantage of the tourists like all the other restaurants in Quincy Market. I work in the area and love your pizza, so I didn't mind paying the price. What I did mind, you a-hole, is when you gave me my change you placed both the dollars and the change on the glass top in front of you and when I reached to take the bills you moved the coins back toward the tip cup and your resting arm, making it rude of me to go and get them.

Seeing as you're the only good pizza place in the area, I'm pretty sure that even in this recession you get enough customers to keep you in the black and didn't need my extra 81 cents. Funny, my office used to give you tons of business getting dozens of pizzas for department get-togethers and lunches. Well congratulations f-wad, you just lost a customer. Big, big mistake.

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