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Oh Cruel World!
By DIG READERS
del.ico.us
reddit!Dear retro-loving, fucktard, Blondie fans who wrote, produced, and/or play the fucking "CALL ME" ads all the time and far too frequently on TV, The song "CALL ME" by Blondie sucked when it first came out a thousand years ago; it sucks even more now and to the nth degree. It's played every fucking 10 minutes on all our local news programs today like it's popular or something ... I assure you, it only foments hatred. Easily the WORST ad on Boston TV, I always rush to change the channel every fucking time I hear that God-forsaken, taint-stain play. Whoever wrote the ad should be drawn and quartered. Whoever produced the ad should be dipped slowly into a vat of acid. Whoever plays the ad should have their FCC licensing revoked forever and ought to be locked into stocks so the public at large can kick them in the jimmies once for every second of actual air time the fucking thing plays. I hate it so much I have no idea whose ad it is because I have never listened long enough to find out. I refuse to hear even one second of it and wish whoever DID buy these ads nothing but heartbreak, poverty, illness and death. Just because a song has a catchy "Call Me!" line in it doesn't actually mean anyone will call, you retarded, satanic, halfwit inbreeders!STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP before I am forced to hunt down those responsible and make them suffer for this abomination to reason. Whoever you are, please know, I hate you. I loathe you. And I wish a pox on your genitalia. As Always,FUCK THE NSA
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