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Oh Cruel World!
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reddit!
To all the Caca-fucks and Douchetards that find it very necessary to RIDE THEIR BIKES ON THE SIDEWALK: YOU CAN EAT A DICK!
While you're on your way to your dodgeball game at the Fit Rec Center, you might as well stop at the Goodwill to pick up a helmet! You're right there anyway because YOU'RE RIDING ON THE EFFIN' SIDEWALK (NOT TO MENTION DOWN THE WRONG SIDE OF COMM. AVE.)!
I have thought thousands of times to just run up to you, push you off your Cannondale and say: "Now, you wouldn't be bleeding from your head if you had a helmet on!" However, I don't want to go to jail, so I'll wait until you wipe out on your own, and if you ever see someone laughing at you when that happens? It's probably me, you fuckheads.
I've done it, too
I've ridden on the sidewalk at times - like over the tunnel under Harvard Square; try and use the tunnel and die - helmet or no. I'm always very respectful of pedestrians, too (though often disrespectful riders pass me and almost run someone down in the process, which gives us all a bad name).
Cat - go to the original Boston Bike Film Festival Oct 17-18, 2008 - now in its 4th year. And Come Pedal Your Film
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Why?
Uhm okay, if bicyclists can't ride on the sidewalk, where the hell are they supposed to ride their bikes; in the middle of street?! It's Boston and pretty much everything is crowded, streets & sidewalks. Get over it.
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wait... yes
bicycles ARE supposed to ride in the street. they are vehicles. vehicles go in the street. OR DO THEY?! I'm so confused now.
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