Oh Cruel World!

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Dear Boston,

I am SO sick of hearing how the T is to blame for everything. The trains are not on schedule, the equipment is outdated, the conductors don't collect fares, the bus is so crowded I can't get on! Yada yada yada, blah blah blah, wah wah wah ...

It's time we lay the blame where it belongs, on THE FUCKING DIPSHITS who RIDE the T. That's right, boys and girls, it is we, THE FUCKING DIPSHITS, who hold the doors open, start fights, spit, puke, fart, graffiti and talk on cellphones, jumping up at the last minute screaming, "I gotta get off! Hold the door!" Add to that the fact that even the BEST machines fuck up sometimes, along with automobile traffic (see "FUCKING DIPSHITS"), and the occasional poor slob who throws himself on the track, the FUCKING DIPSHIT, then OF COURSE the trains are off schedule.

And OF COURSE the equipment is poorly maintained and outdated. Some FUCKING DIPSHIT keeps breaking it. And I don't see how it's the conductor's fault, that some of us FUCKING DIPSHITS don't pay our fair share. If we want new equipment, which runs smoothly, we've got to pay THE MUNNNAY. It's all about THE MUNNNAY! If we, THE FUCKING DIPSHITS, actually PAID OUR FARES, the conductors could go ... conduct themselves.

As for the trains being too crowded, I've grown up in this area, I've taken the T for nearly 40 years, and VERY RARELY have I seen a train or a bus that was REALLY too crowded. After the fireworks, First Night, the FIRST Patriots Super Bowl parade ... sure, it happens, but USUALLY there is plenty of room in the middle of the train, it's THE FUCKING DIPSHITS who cram the stairwells or who won't move in, who prevent us from getting on! FUCKING DIPSHITS.

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